Tag: constipation

Irritated

I am a gal who is easily irritated. Years ago when I was a scrapbooker, I created a page called “100 things that bug me”. I’ve attached the page at the bottom so that you can see for yourself. This is REAL. I live my life in a relatively high state of irritation. I think that this is what my friend Sonal would attribute to being “gold”. Whatever the reason, I am constantly having to self talk so that I don’t say something off base / rude when I’m irritated. For example, at the cottage around 8 years ago people were arriving for a long weekend and I said boldly “oh you can put that case of water back in your car – we don’t use disposable water bottles here.” RUDE! But I knew that otherwise it would piss me off all weekend … my punishment is that I still think about it today.

During this cancer journey I have to deal with a LOT of irritants that affect both my body and my quality of life. My solution is to focus on eliminating the irritant rather than trying to ignore it. It’s a basic research cycle that goes like this: identify it, find info on it, try a remedy, write it down, gauge progress, make changes, observe again. It’s entertaining! And it’s currently my day job.

Top 5 irritants (you knew it was coming):

1. Horrific Nose – top irritant by FAR

As I mentioned before, mucositis is a common side effect. The chemo essentially destroys the mucous membranes from nose / mouth to anus. The whole she-bang. 

My main focus is coping with the scabbing / bleeding cycle that takes place in my nasal passages CONSTANTLY. There is nothing to stop it from happening, but I found a few things that help manage it:  

  • vaporizer in my room – feels like a rainforest in here sometimes 
  • walnut oil – this was a total experiment – I saw it at Sullivan’s and thought I’d give it a try – you just squirt it up there … so soothing! 
  • Secarus – put it on a Q-tip and rub it inside the nose for some relief (downfall is that you can’t get up there very far) – no more Vaseline … it’s no where near as effective
Me in my doo-rag. Comfy but questionable.

Ok, let me reinforce that this side effect is REALLY irritating. This will help you to understand: I try to only blow my nose when the sniffling is bugging even me or when it is completely full of scabs and I can’t breathe anymore. Other times it gets to the point of being so itchy that I repeatedly sneeze which inevitably loosens the scabs. Once they are out it bleeds a bit – I stick my remedies up there and then it begins to scab up again. (Of course my kids hate it when I want to show them the scabs. They are HUGE. Yeech. Gross. Gak.)

 

2. Poop Trouble 

I have never been a good pooper. I listen to other humans (mostly men) offhandedly brag (?) about their morning constitutional and I think REALLY??? In my regular life, pooping has always been directly proportional to how much of the good stuff I ingest (water, veggies and fibre) versus the stuff I like (gluten, dairy, caffeine and junk food). It’s a balance that I had perfected. 

Then came the chemo and pre-meds. Constipation is high up the list of side effects for both. My struggles have made me very empathetic of all of my friends who struggle with Crohn’s or irritable bowel syndrome!! 

So ya, I am hyper focused on pooping – I take an inordinate amount of pills (see below), and have changed my diet a LOT. Much more greens, dramatically reduced gluten intake (sad sad sad) and more drinking than seems reasonable. Honestly, for a person in education who has spent 28 years never drinking in the daytime since there is no time to pee, this is horrific, the water intake. I mean, seriously. It is BORING!! I have to force myself to drink more. I make a lot of deals with myself. It’s rather sad. But the poops make it worth it in the end. No pun intended.

poop inducers
These do the trick, but you’re not supposed to become dependent on them. So I only use them prior to chemo and on the night of chemo and whenever I’m in dire straights.

 

3. Gut Pain

I was first introduced to the idea of severe gut pain precluding puking when I was a new teacher. It was illustrated by Kathleen, one of my Grade 1 students at the Point. I’ll never forget it. We were sitting in a circle at the carpet – someone was sharing. She suddenly jumped up, ran across the circle clutching her stomach. “It hurts!” she said. I pulled her onto my lap (MISTAKE MISTAKE MISTAKE). Less than a minute later she was puking red hot grossness into my cupped hands (save the carpet!) while I tried to pick her up and get us to the bathroom. 

Gut pain is real. For the majority of people it comes right before puking. But I’m not a puker (unless related alcohol poisoning or food poisoning). I think I’ve puked less than 10 times in my entire life. With the chemo I have gut pain – it can be ‘kicked in the stomach’ gut pain or ‘low level constant aching’ pain. Either way, I have it for approximately 3 days in my 7 day chemo cycle. Irritating.

Three of the pre-meds I take work against nausea (Ondanestron, Dexamethasone, Raninadine – more about them in an earlier post). So I’m numb for a day and a half and then the gut pain comes. I have more of these drugs that I can take if I wish but they are very bad for constipation. For this reason I’m wary of taking ANY more drugs than I have too – their side effects are often not worth it. 

Of course a drug that manages nausea well for chemo patients with relatively few side effects is medical marijuana. I talked to both my oncologist and GP about it. You’ll never guess – they were reluctant to give me script (“I can give you other drugs for that.”)! Such a surprise. My GP didn’t flat out say no – but prescribed Nabilone which is a synthetic cannabinoid that mimics THC. Work exactly the same but is man-made and provided in doses. I think that this gives the medical community the feeling of having more control over its usage. Still – seems strange not to be able to use a very helpful and naturally derived drug. I mean… I have SO MANY DRUGS from this journey that are far more problematic in terms of addictions and harm to the body (e.g., Oxycodone, Percoset and Tylenol 3’s from my bi-lateral mastectomy). Clearly there is a need for research on the use of medical marijuana so that we can get on with treating people with the least invasive drugs. Ridiculous!

Nabilone
This is a shit ton of pills – agreed? In 0.5mg doses. I can have up to 2mg, 2x/day. No sharsies.

The negatives with this particular solution is that Nabilone takes a while to kick in, I can’t drive and the dry mouth is irritating (I drink enough water already, for Christ’s sake!). But the gut pain leaves completely – as well as any heartburn. Bonus!  

 

4. Kibosh on Reward Eating

I’m a person who is highly motivated by the prospect of food. I know it’s wrong. Food should be fuel. You should only eat what you need. You should only eat when hungry. BLAH BLAH BLAH. 

Prior to chemo the following 3 reward schemes defined the boundaries of my poor eating habits:

  • the chips / junk food reward
    • used to be when the kids were finally in bed, now it’s any time after dinner (On a daily basis, yes! Big problem, I know…)
    • when I drive long distances (very motivating, keeps me awake – chewy candy is the BEST – makes the trip enjoyable!)
    • when writing or reading report cards (the pain of it doesn’t stop when you’re in Admin…) 
  • the Starbucks / crap drinks reward – “you deserve this because you are an entitled white person who can afford this ridiculously expensive high calorie drink with a stupid ass name” – so wrong, but somehow helps you get through meetings at the Big House much more easily
  • the alcohol reward – for just about any issue or getting through a tricky day at work or a long week, or a crisis, or a tragic Netflix show – oh how I miss a glass of wine at night!!! sad sad sad

Why can’t I eat this stuff? I can’t eat lots of sugar because it is too harsh on my taste buds – feels like I’ve burnt my tongue on a hot tea. Same with salty snacks. Chips will rip holes in my face. Alcohol is dehydrating and burns all the way down. Starbucks treats are high in caffeine which is dehydrating. (Remember, dehydration will slow down the poops even more…) 

So no more reward eating. Life is not very much fun without all of my typical vices. Truth. On the flip side, ice cream, home made juice popsicles and frozen yoghurt are options that also make my throat feel so much better. So I’m enjoying them A LOT.

5. Tiredness

This is just starting to happen now. The treatments are piling up, so my legs feel a bit more leaden and my overall energy is lower. Naps are happening. It’s weird. It’s hard to get anything done. Dinner is a drawn out affair with NO multitasking (omg) and I’m often bitchy by the end. I am best to prep dinner in the morning or the kids will suffer (In this way, I think that this side effect is actually most irritating for my kids!) After dinner I lock myself away in my rainforest and sit on my ass. Yoga in the evening is beyond me now. Being tired is very boring. 

Coping

So ya. This chemo thing is irritating … but I’m surviving it by being proactive and with self talk. Get over yourself! You’re not dying. Shut up already! (I reserve these for when I’m having a lot of pain / discomfort.) Keep going! You can do it! (when climbing flights of stairs at the hospital) I also do visualizations of the spring and summer when the chemo will be behind me. 

This too shall pass and I’ll once again perseverate over the small stuff. And eat chips. Crunchy crunchy chips with salt and vinegar. 

Scrapbook page
Ya, … the small stuff.